Well, that didn't take long; I'm at 30 Likes. Okay, you can all stop liking me now.
As it turns out, facebook.com/diamondcrescent wasn't available, because it's too similar to You are not allowed to view links.
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Login who lives in the Philippines. What kind of name is that? Anyways, You are not allowed to view links.
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Login is now mine.
P.S. This sort of feels like the 90s where people were buying up available domain names.