(Setting: Christmas ornaments are put up)
Wife: now for the lights
Me: yep
Wife: (starts taking off bubbler lights)
Wife: they're stuck
Me: what?
Wife: the lights are stuck.
Me: (inconspicuously working my way out of room)
Wife: who attached these with olive color zip ties?
Me: (freezes in tracks, starts whistling and looking at ceiling, attempting to look innocent, but failing horribly)
Wife: the rest of the tree is yours to take care of. I planned on it being done by four.
Me: (realizes it's four thirty, groans)
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