I got this as an email that gave me a good chuckle!
They sent my Tax Return back AGAIN because of my response
to the question: "List all dependents"
I replied -
"3 million crack heads
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps
"2 million criminals in over 243 prisons
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.
Guess this wasn't the right answer.